12 November 2008

The World Has Ended

The rednecks in this town are nuts over the the election of Obama. They are determined to claim he isn't even a citizen of the United States.

They're stocking up on canned soup and MREs, and the local sporting goods stores are selling ammo faster than McDonalds is turning out patties. CBs and HAM radios are flying off the shelves with bulk purchases of toilet paper and AA batteries.

Sometimes you just have to sit back on the porch and laugh at these mother fucking idiots.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

lol they are dumb. I heard the police chief of this shithole was praying in his office for 3 hrs so obama didn't win. Glad the praying worked out.